Friday, June 29, 2007

End

There will be no more updates to this blog. I wish all the best to TimelineGuy, but I'm sick of Casey and can't visit his site anymore. Anyway, the fun of the parody comments has maybe peaked and is certainly eclipsed by the bleak reality of Casey's cowardice and theft. (Assuming any of it is even true).

I'll leave the blog up as a record of the TimelineGuy posts.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Friday, June 15, 2007

It’s All Good In Tha Australian Hood

Original: It’s All Good In Tha Australian Hood

G'day Mates!
Just up from down under™.

I am not sure if this post from the future to all of you in the past will make it through the Binford 9000™ server I upgraded too™. (That's a little inside joke you'd know if my previous posts hadn't gotten caught up in that time/space continuum, but that's all in the past (or, actually the present, which used to be the future™, but then, those posts didn't make it, did they?™

Anyway, right now it's saturday night and that means only one thing... Keep clicking "refresh" on the browser on the SacBee website for the sweet™ Lotto numbers. Once I get them here in the future, I'll email them to the past (which is Friday) to "those of who we cannot speak"™ and she will but the winning numbers. I ave fine tuned my time/space cotinuum and realized that with the Binford 9000 server, I can wait until the SacBee.com website posts how many winner of the Lottery their™ are before I email ifo to "thos eof which we cannot speak"™.

If the pot is to™ small or if their™ are to™ many winners, I won't bother so that "those of which we cannot speak"™ won't arouse any suspicion.

Anyway, Saturday night down hear™ is affectionately referred to as "Sheila fest"™ wow. I can't express my feelings (part of the agreement I have with "those of which we cannot speak"™, in order t keep the blog going).

Anyway, yesterday™ (oh yeah, thos eposts didn't get through), I'll email all of you in th past™ and let you know whatthe future has in store!™

G'day from the time-traveller, Lotto winner™, dirty penny™ paying back, book writing, new to Oz Casey™

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Foreclosure Blog Advertising Renewals, and More Traffic / Media

Original: Foreclosure Blog Advertising Renewals, and More Traffic / Media

Hi All,

I was an early riser™ tomorrow/today™, but somehow my last several posts never made it here.

I wonder what’s up with that?

Monday, June 11, 2007

From the “Publisher” of Casey’s Foreclosure Book…

Original: From the “Publisher” of Casey’s Foreclosure Book…

Good morning!

I’m almost an early riser™ today.

After I went to bed yesterday afternoon, I had a dream in which I had voluminous posts saying that what my publisher wrote was to™ long an meandering. So when I got up this morning, I emailed my publisher and asked if he could whittle it down a bit. Here is his reply:

“Dear Casey,

After further reflexion™ I have desided™ that maybe my explanashun™ wuz™ to™ long. If you promise not too™ change anythings™ I have maid™ a shorter post:

Too™ all. I am a profesional™ publishr™. I have many experience in eding™ and pulibshing™ fine books. Casey present™ a very comeling™ storee™ that will have readres™ interesting™ to read. I am took™ a very bg and substantial risk, but Casey is brite™ and kind. He might not be a regular W-2 guy and maybey™ will end up in jail so I must hurry.

In the forwerd™ (got it rite™ this time!) you will hear about why to buy the book and enjoy it well. My vast experiens™ in the high presure worlds of publisment is very lare and good. You have made me mad buy™ suggesting I dont™ not no™ how to right™ nor edit™. I am profession in this guilds.
A pox on you if you will not think the wrigtings™ flowing and delicious! May your village become covered in rat-dropping encrusted voclanic ash mixed with the sputum of wild boars!!

I give you good writings to enjoy by thi sfall!

Sinsearly™,

J. Woodward Hubbington Esq.”

So that’s it. I hope you now have a better understanding of the professional capabilities that I am linked with. I am sure that this little sampling is only a tase of what is to come this fall.

Stay tuned.

Friday, June 8, 2007

Why I am Facing Foreclosure is Back

Original: Why I am Facing Foreclosure is Back

Hi Guys,

Little late™ this morning. I’ve been riveted to TV waiting for what happens to Paris (she is “one of who I can speak”™). Poor girl. I have great empathy for her. It is to™ bad that she doesn’t have the network of highly trained professionals™ like I do to rely upon. I can really understand what she has going on in her life right now. She is a prime example of not paying attention to what she signed™.

Anyway, “those of which I cannot speak”™ said that because of “activities of which I cannot speak”™ I HAVE TO continue the blog. You asked for the publisher’s name, and after cnsulting with “those of which I cannot speak”™, I found away™ to disclose it. My publisher is:

Scholastic

I am required in my “activities of which I cannot speak”™ to keep this blog up and interesting™. I am sure I can do it, but all of asudden™ it seems like work. Pior to this I was “activities of which I cannot speak”™ because it seemed like fun. Now with a financial gun too™ my head it is pure drudgery. I want to keep it organic, mineral free and low-carb™, but “activities of which I cannot speak”™ is hard. Really hard.

Maybe that’s why I have such a feeling of connection with poor Paris. I’ll talk to “those of which I cannot speak”™ about is and see. As some of you have already surmised, the book is about 80% done and should be almost 30 pages (including pictures, or course) when complete. Since I have the responsibility to make my edits before Scholastic does their final edit, I fully intend™ to be done with my part by Thanksgiving. I am thinking about maybe partnering with some of my longtime moderators here to see if they might guest edit some of the more lengthy passages.

Any thoughts?

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Never Say Never: I am Facing Foreclosure is Back!

Original: Never Say Never: I am Facing Foreclosure is Back!

Good morning all!

Thank you for being patine, even though I wasn’t an early riser™.

I think I owe you all an explanation of what has been going on. I know I alluded to the craziness™ of the last week, so here is more detail:

Because of the arrangement I made with “those of which we cannot speak”™, I hade to “activity of which we cannot speak”™, or else “those of which we cannot speak”™ would “consequence of which we cannot speak”™ would happen.

At first I thought that “activity of which we cannot speak”™ would be OK, but “those of which we cannot speak”™ re-iterated that “consequence of which we cannot speak”™ was indeed looming so “those of which we cannot speak”™ prevailed. I consulted with several highly qualified professional members of my team™ about doing “activity of which we cannot speak”™ in a way that “those of which we cannot speak”™ wouldn’t “consequence of which we cannot speak”™. After much negotiation, “those of which we cannot speak”™ acquiesed and allowed me to “activity of which we cannot speak”™ in a way that would not result in “consequence of which we cannot speak”™.

So now I am “activity of which we cannot speak”™ in such a way as to maximize my sweet™ potential for success without ever bringing attention to “those of which we cannot speak”™ or “those of which we cannot speak”™’s sister™, which would cause a “consequence of which we cannot speak”™.

Pretty clear, eh?

During my downtime, I was able to “activity of which we cannot speak”™ and open my “activity of which we cannot speak”™ while trying to negotiate an “activity of which we cannot speak”™ with several of my “those of which we cannot speak”™. Two of “those of which we cannot speak”™ were somewhat amenable to my offer of “activity of which we cannot speak”™, and one said that in order to reduce my “activity of which we cannot speak”™ down to “activity of which we cannot speak”™ which would be roughly equivalent to four and one half “activity of which we cannot speak”™, they would need to see my “activity of which we cannot speak”™ for the last “activity of which we cannot speak”™. Two more referred me to their “those of which we cannot speak”™ because it had been such a long time since I “activity of which we cannot speak”™ to them.

One other said that in May they “activity of which we cannot speak”™ my “activity of which we cannot speak”™ to another “activity of which we cannot speak”™ for “activity of which we cannot speak”™. They gave me the 800 number to get in touch with “those of which we cannot speak”™ to try and get a current “activity of which we cannot speak”™. I said all I wanted to do was “activity of which we cannot speak”™ so I could “activity of which we cannot speak”™ every dirty “activity of which we cannot speak”™ to “those of which we cannot speak”™.

I fully intend™ to spend most of today contactng the rest of “those of which we cannot speak”™ to get “activity of which we cannot speak”™ on a more current basis.

I feel cery blessed for having had the opportunity to “activity of which we cannot speak”™. I am just sorry that “activity of which we cannot speak”™ turned out so badly. I promised myself™ that I would finish working on this blog (ha ha! activity of which I CAN speak™) by 8:30 so I can spend my valuable time “activity of which we cannot speak”™. That was the deal with “those of which we cannot speak”™ so that I don’t “consequence of which we cannot speak”™.

Later, I’ll tell you about my efforts to open all of my “activity of which we cannot speak”™, and what happened when I found an “activity of which we cannot speak”™ in the “activity of which we cannot speak”™. I am sure it will make for an interesting blog!