Good Morning™ I am a modified semi-vegan™, modified semi-early riser™ today!
I received some private emails that suggested I had spelling and grammatical errors™ on my post, so I have done a “before and after”.
I would have posted earlier, but I has the $1.99 semi-vegan™ grand slam at Denny’s with a side of organic free range Kobi ham. Yum!
I wrote:
“And it’s organic! Don’t have to pay a penny (dirty or not). Now I just have to do something good with it. Like figure out if people are looking for how to stop foreclosure, or to research foreclosure process/laws or to buy foreclosures. Probably a mixture of all of those. So the demand is there. Now I just need to work on the supply. Gotta give people what they want.”
Translation: “you gguts did iit all for me. Sweet™!. Lots of page views. Now what?”
I wrote:
“I’m looking for ideas, contacts and resources to develop this foreclosure blog further. Namely if you have a product or service that can help people in foreclosure or those looking to buy foreclosures, feel free to contact me. I want to review your foreclosure related product and interview you on this blog. I’m still looking for advertisers and sponsors. ”
Translation: “How the Hell can I make a dime off of all this traffic and still be able to take naps.”
I Wrote:
“I’m putting together a plan for this foreclosure blog to take it to the next level and am open to input and participation. Aside from advertising, I’m thinking about doing an article area and maybe some FAQs and a foreclosure resource directory with a list of companies and professionals that can help people stop or avoid foreclosure.”
Translation: “This seems so hard when I have to do it myself.”
I Wrote:
“The brainstorming session in Lake Tahoe went OK. I had some good thoughts but didn’t get a chance to write and send an update to my mailing list yet. That’s OK though, ‘cuz I’m still thinking through my plans.”
Translation: “The casino thought I was a whale and comped me two nights. When I didn’t come through by going to the private high rollers area they grabbed me from the seafood buffet and two muscleheads, Vito and Vinnie, invited me to have an asphalt sandwich. Fortunately I could run faster than they could, but mu murse is still locked in my room”
I wrote:
“Foreclosure Book
I actually spent most of the day yesterday talking with my publisher about my upcoming foreclosure book. Basically we have sessions where I’m talking out my story with all the juicy details and recording everything as it comes. This “brain dump” then goes to the transcriber to be converted to text. Then we massage and edit the text. It’s a fun process and not as hard as I thought.”
Translation: “This is really extra sweet™. I don’t have to write. They are giving me a recorder and all I have to do is dictate my story and my philosophy of life. I feel blessed™ now knowing that once I finish, I will have a best seller on my hands and I will be able to pay back every dirty penny™!”
I wrote:
“I went back and forth on writing this foreclosure book. At this point I’m going full speed ahead. I don’t need some kind of a miraculous “turn around story” to share my foreclosure experience in detail. ”
Translation: “At forst all it seemed so overbearing having to actually write. I couldn’t get started. All I could do is lie on the floor in the fetal position for hours.”
I wrote:
“There is plenty to talk about. Including my background, coming to America, early entrepreneurial adventures, how I got started in real estate, going to seminars, etc. Then there are the details about all the properties, including why I bought them, what I did to them, how much money I made or lost and where it all went. ”
Translation: “Once everyone hears my philosophy of life, they too will be able to replicate myamazing feats!”
I wrote: “Maybe, I can even scan in some of the mortgage documents, contracts and other paperwork. I can’t promise anything but I’ll see what I can do. I want the foreclosure book to be as detailed as possible to show the full story.”
Translation:: “Hey, since they are going to transcribe my dictation, maybe they will com e by and open my mountain of mail™. I haven’t touched it since Thanksgiving.:
I wrote:
“I also want to talk about this blog, the haters, the media coverage, the resulting opportunities and all the craziness that went on in the last 8-9 months. ”
Translation: “I wonder how far I can push this before they’ll get wide to me?”
I wrote:
“Of course, I don’t know how much of that will end up in the final version but that’s just a little taste of what may come. Now it’s time to go back home. I don’t have enough revenue yet to justify taking long business trips. It sure was good to get away though and get some productive business done.”
Translation: “Most of what I spout is diatribe and self serving excuses for having done nothing productive for almost a year. Maybe they can make a kid’s picture book instead?”
Their™ Now you should be happy all of you haters™.
I have to go now and see if I can retreive my murse. It’s supposed to snow pretty hard today so I hope I don’t get stuck. Wouldn’t that be a story!
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Yawn.
Here’s a recap of everything I’ve done sonce May 3rd at 12:05PM:
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So you can readily see why I am so tired today. I need to take a nap.
I’ll have a post up by Wednesday or June.
