Ok,
Now that I have the DNS thingy™ figured out (it wan an especially shiny object™). I can re-configure my previous post. Here it is:
Marriage - start counseling (G™ went this morning. I overslept™. I am hopeful that by tomorrow she will be talking to me so I can hear how it went and what I should be doing to assist)
Cashflow - control expenses and create stable income (This will be especially hard™ since I am continuously presented with enormous opportunities™)
Progress - focus on key opportunities and big deals (It’s a snap™! With my enormous network of highly qualified professional™ they will keep ontop™ of this for me.)
Foreclosure and non foreclosure opportunities available to me:
This is the stuff I’ve had brewing over the last 8-9 months. Most of these came as a direct result from my foreclosure experience and blogging about it.
Website/blog development and consulting - $50/hour+
I have already sent out nearly two dozed emails advertising my services. I can’t wait for the responses to roll in.
Continue monetizing this foreclosure blog with advertising, sponsorships and affiliate commissions: $1,000-3,000/mo
– I can do this in my sleep. In fact that’s how I’ve been doing it all along.
Review foreclosure related services and products: $250-500 per review
– Again, with my extensive network™ and my mass emailing™ (see above) it’s a win-win™ sweet™ opportunity. I should have thought of this months ago!
Help people stop foreclosure by offering and/or referring consulting, loss mitigation, short sale assistance, buying their house, etc: $ varies
– I am especially interested in the “buying there™ properties part largely due to the fact that that is where the majority of my ”hands on” experience lies.
Recruit for real estate investing college and make 50% commission: typically $8,000 per sale
– I am a walking testamonial™ too™ these colleges!
Create and sell book(s) and info products around my foreclosure story: $ varies
– Picture books first. I don’t want too™ get overextended.
Work as an account executive with a commercial capital / brokerage firm on big deals 10 million and up: $50,000+ commissions/fees per deal
– This is wear™ the sweet™ $$$ is. With my real estate background it will reach unheard of levels.
Invest in private equity funds and high-return real estate developments/deals: 24-60%+ returns
– One word: Sweeeeeeeeeeet™
More: almost-guaranteed roulette strategy: $100-500/session
– I got this idea a Lake Tahoe while I was eating an almost-vegan Captain’s Cut Prime Rib at the $1.99 all-you-can-eat buffet. I was talking to a guy named “Cowboy François” who was a little down on his grubstake. He told me about his almost-guaranteed strategy of betting 38 times straight on 0 and 00. I instantly texted one of my highly qualified professionals™ in my network™ to get the odd in roulette. He told me that red was a better way. So, my strategy is to constantly bet on red and make it up on the 2:1 odds! Win-win™ for me and loose-loose™ for the casinos.
I am truly surprised no one had ever seen the brilliance in this plan before.
