Hi everybody.
Sorry I have been a way awhile™. I was engaged in strategic planning with some of my highly qualified members of my network™.
Since getting the copy of my interview in “Bierglas”, I made the aquantence of Hans, a native born German. Hans was kind enough to transpate the article for me.
Rather than post the enitre article here (which would actually require me to type the whole thing), I’ll put the parts that are most interesting and easy to type. Here are the highlights form the “Bierglas” article:
Attention! Attention! Attention! Streect attention must be paid by all readers of thees articles! Failure to comply weeth thees directive weel reult in strict discipline! Yoo haf to comply at once!
Thees story ees about ein amerikaner™ neme off Cayzee Serin. Not the gaz, but the persone. Cayzee is lazy amerikaner who wants to do others to half heez worken done for heem. Hee ees not to be made model of. This is ein order!
Her Serin ees what “strenght throu Joy” wass created for. Hee needs to understand the structure of discipline und feel rewards from the virtue of hard worken. Instead Mr. Serin has made mess of his life through hees inadequate educazion tha hee has paid many months of honest wager for. Hee is to be regarded as simpleton who wants to be rewarded without the joys that kome from hard efforts and labor. Attentions! Hee ees not to be regarded in high esteem.
Cayze has been held accountable and without report for veareeeouz theengz of scheeemes that hee thot would werk out to hees advantages. He has been proven beyond doubts and with much evidence to be layze and inattentive to even the largest of details that ordinary German superior citizen would have seen quite cleverly and clear. As Cayze grew more impatient with becomming the fast rich, hee fell to even lower levels of the lazeeynes.
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Turnong hees back to the fruits and labors of his coutrymens and even forsaking the foundations of der Fatherland, he took thee naps in the days when others of strong minds, dispositions and strong backs were plyine their labors in Strength through Joy. Cayze appers to beee in membersheepwith Dopolavoro! He eees not to be honored! Attention!
While gleefully taking money from peoples laboring in KdF, hee vas found to be in liar with personal financial documents in his dossier! Hees amerikaner bankers clearly deed not adequately and accurately check hees papers! Hee would not even bee able to cross into or out of Bavaria in our maintenance of Government and public order!
Caysee clearly shows his disdain for our glorious Fatherland and our suporior peeoples by inadequately maintaining hees KubelWagen. Hees lack of labor directed at proper maintenance scheduling should be an embarrasment to all descendandts of the glorious Fatherland! Attention!
Eeeen the end, Cayzee weel face the appropriate puneeshments from the Authorities and be held to strickt discipline! He weeel bee made to perform the hard labors and weeel learn that pure joy comes from strength, hard worken and purity of mind. Attention! Hee weeel be made to face the repercussions of his slovenly ways.
Perhaps thee amerikaner authorities weeel confiscate heees eeel gooten gains and send hees lovely wife to perform the hard labors too!
Attention! Attention! Attention!
Wow. I feel blessed™ that Hans was kind enough to translate that article from “Bierglas” for me. That was very strnuous, so I will lay down to meditate. It is friday, so we are going to have semi-vegan™ tri-tip for dinner. Yum!
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Wow.
I must have pressed the rong™ button on fryday™ because my translation didn’t make it.
wow™
